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Friday, 15 February 2008

You've hurt my balls again

Slash from Guns n' Roses has retired from the hard drinking, smacked out, groupie-fuelled  rock scene to a world of suburban family bliss.  Almost. Mr and Mrs Slash have two cute little boys Cash, age three, and London, who is six.  London may be a chip off the old block.
A babysitter got the full force of Slash Jnr's charm. She was accosted by London with the words  "You can't get past me unless you take off your clothes - you're hot!" And when she went to kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted to stick his tongue down her throat. Alas sleep didn't come and the boys began to fight. When Cash started crying to London "You've hurt my balls again", the babysitter decided that night would be her last.

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