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Set lists and a little bit of Rock

Monday, 25 February 2008

The Devil is a loser

and he's my Bitch.
God, I'm looking forward to Rock 2 wellington. Bring on Zakk Wylde.
So soem rough thoughts on on the bands playing.
When I was in primary school the first dubbed tape I ever got was Poison. Every Rose was the biggest baddest song ever. If you're going to go to the gigs for one song and one song only, this would be it. I bet the lead singer is a fat(ish) bastard.
Unholy Eurovision Contest winners. Therefore they are as good as Celine Dion. Actually they seem to be be the unholy off spring of a Rob Zombie / Megadeath / Ozzy Ozborne threesome. Think The Darkness but without the Freddie Mercury.
Ozzy Osborne.
Once he used to the Prince of Darkness in Black Sabbath. Then he briefly terrorised the 80s and legendarily out Motley Crued Motley Crue. And then he met Zakk Wydle and wrote the best music of his carreer. His wife's a selfish ego maniac and he's lost most of his singing ability being reduced to the mandatory / comical "I can't hear you' crowd plea. Its ronic know that he actually cannot hear you and needs a wheel chair to get around. Zakk Wlyde will get him through by drinking beer and spitting on the crowd and showing everyone that Hendrix was a pussy.  
What a rude name. Bring on the Cherry Pie. We want a taste.
Alice Cooper
Recognises that suicide is stoopid. Which in rock and roll shows enlightenment. Is respectful of Native American Indians. Let's hope he brings his pet snakes. But not his white one.
Knights in Satan's Service. Do you sense a theme of unholiness in this lineup? Kiss will be the crowd pleaser with their sing a long hits. Yes, this band was made for loving your mother, sister and your uncomfortably hot auntie. At the same time. So lock em up before you leave for the show.

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